Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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