Your tits are I can't wait for
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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