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The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
How external is "for external use only"?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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