Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
