Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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