There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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