Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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