i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
