Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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