btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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