Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
If that was your dad, he is hot
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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