I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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