i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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