my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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