He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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