omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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