I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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