i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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