Your face is a jimmy john
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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