Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So here I am, sexting at work.
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