I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
