he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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