You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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