ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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