I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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