It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
this beer tastes like vomit already
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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