After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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