Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
