In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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