It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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