No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
