I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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