what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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