Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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