it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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