Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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