Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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