remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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