I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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