Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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