I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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