On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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