From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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