Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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