.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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