he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
