the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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