I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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