is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Randomize
