just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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