So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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