i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
