Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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