Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just pee around me
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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